Nukings

What is a Nuking?

Definition of a Nuking: An attack/prank upon the Russ dwelling, living area or vehicle that incurs the full wrath of the Russ or the inhabitants of the Russ occupancy.

Definition of a Holocaust: The devastation left behind from an extreme nuking, usually involving large amounts of organic or oceanic/meat-based materials.

Definition of an Irritation: An incident or consequence that completely exasperates Russ and/or any inhabitants of the Russ dwelling.

In order to fully understand the thing that we call the Russ world, you must first understand that we have been pranking Russ for over thirty years. During this time, we have come to call our most elaborate pranks "nukings" because they usually obliterate Russ, his dwelling and in many cases both. In a wierd way just the fact that you are on this website is an "irritation" to Russ. Please note that the brothers do not nuke Russ out of malicious intent. All pranks/nukes/holocausts and irritations are done in a spirit of brotherly love.

The nuclear events listed below are documented and true.