The Punk Rockers, Hay & Tortillas

Another infamous nuking upon Russ while he dwelled in the trailer park involved several innocent brothers trying to stop his incessant squealing and sniveling.

After enduring countless hours of Russ whining and complaining about his dubious circumstances, the brothers agreed to make a major statement to strengthen his questionable character.

This account is documented!

The wise and patient men known as the brothers of Russ prepared for this mission for several long weeks. This brave group collected two bales of compressed hay, several hundred corn tortillas, 216 hardboiled and grated eggs and 2 gallons of industrial strength bleach.

Having recruited several highly respected volunteers, the brothers swooped in to the Russ trailer park at approximately 3:00am on a moonless night to avoid detection. Despite these efforts at secrecy, a group of punk rockers were on the porch of the trailer next door to the Russ dwelling. The team wieghed their options and decided to press on with their mission.

The heroes immediately set about carefully distributing the two bales of compressed hay. For what seemed like an eternity the highly organized team deliberately placed the hay in a measured layer two feet deep throughout the Russ property. While several team members placed the hay, another courageous volunteer grabbed the bleach and carefully wrote "EAT ME!" in giant letters on the Russ lawn.

When all those materials had been meticulously strewn about the Russ property all of the team began to sprinkle the 216 hardboiled and grated eggs throughout the approximately foot deep layer of hay.

Finally, all the members of the incursion team stood at the edges of the hay and began to fling the corn tortillas in a Frisby-like manner throughout the Russ lawn area.

Observing these brave and mighty actions, the previously suspect punk rockers came over and begged the team of warriors to assist in the flinging of the tortillas. Being a generous kind of folk the brothers agreed to let them participate.

With great amounts of jubilation the punk rockers joined the stalwart team of brothers and tortillas were flung far and wide throughout the Russ property that night.

According to reliable sources, the next morning Russ awoke in a foul, extremely hungover state. Upon viewing the devastation Russ immediately gathered his many siblings and vacated the premises even while the manager of the trailer park looked on in horror.

After three days of hiding Russ and his hoard returned and cleaned up the utter destruction due to the demands of the trailer park manager. Unfortunately, after roughly two weeks, a huge "EAT ME" appeared in the lawn of the Russ dwelling which drove the irate trailer park manager to demand that Russ and his siblings leave the park permanently.