The Carroting

One of the earliest actual organized "nukings" occurred in the early 1980's.

According to reliable sources, the brave and honorable brothers of Russ had decided that they had enough of his incessant  whining, complaining and moaning about his trials and tribulations.

They convened and determined amongst themselves to do something about it.

One night this courageous group of heroes met at a secret location and dressed themselves in full camouflage gear. After several hours of careful preparation including full face paint and twigs inserted in their hair they went to the local grocery store and bought two shopping carts full of carrots.

At approximately 2:30am the crafty group of brothers arrived at the Russ dwelling (which was in a trailer park) and proceeded to stealthfully crawl about the Russ property planting carrots throughout the Russ lawn. After several hours of backbreaking labor the weary brothers emerged victorious in their quest!

According to multiple eyewitnesses, the following morning Russ awakened in his usual hungover state to find multitudes of his trailer park neighbors gawking at the carroting that had befallen his dwelling.

Despite his lame attempts at blaming the carrots on his upstanding brothers, many of the Russ neighbors still attribute this carroting to miraculous and divine circumstances...