During the last 30 years, Russ has chugged, guzzled and consumed vast and amazing amounts of alcoholic beverages. His once skeletal body has now ballooned out in his belly area endangering his health. Fortunately for us all, the highly esteemed Russ Institute has intervened to create the new Weight Loss Division.

A dedicated team of professionals are currently working day and night to try and create effective methods to curb the horrific appetite that Russ displays for beer or any beer-like substance. We wish them good luck!