A
Sealing
Obtain a large amount of plastic wrap that they use to secure
pallets of merchandise with. Wait until your victim is asleep
or occupied for at least an hour. Slowly and methodically
wrap the car several layers and seal it completely from
every possible angle.
Say
Cheese!
Place several small chunks of limburger cheese on the victim’s
engine manifold. (This prank is especially effective in
winter when they use the heater.
Cracks
and Crevices
All vehicles have thousands of small cracks and crevices
that can hold anchovies, small chunks of various meats,
cheeses and spoilables. Carefully placed slivers of fish
are especially effective in the Summer months. Be careful
to not damage the interior!
A
Webbing
Obtain a lot of rope. While the victim is asleep, tie ropes
from every possible angle from trees, fences, neighbors
houses and other vehicles all to the victim’s car.
Make sure to tie several ropes to the bottom of the axels
and directly underneath the car. This is especially effective
if the victim has to go to work in the morning.
The
Purse/Coffee Cup Prank
Attach some magnets to the bottom of a purse or coffee cup
and then stick it to the top of your vehicle and drive away.
It will look like you forgot to grab it off the top before
driving off and people all around will try and get your
attention and flag you down, while you just laugh, make
faces at them and keep on driving.
The
Dog Leash
First prepare the leash by spray painting the attachment
end red. Attach the handle of the leash to the rear bumper
of your victim's car. When he drives away, other cars driving
behind him will think he forgot about his pet that he tied
to the bumper.
Twist
the Driver
While your victim is away from their vehicle, get inside
and turn the stereo volume to max, turn the windshield wipers
on, air conditioner to max, scoot the seats all the way
up and adjust mirrors slightly.
Going
Nowhere Fast
Find 4 solid wooden blocks approximately 12” high
and wide. Jack up the victim’s vehicle and place it
on the blocks. Remove the jack so that the vehicle is raised
off the ground but not enough to be noticeable. –
Especially effective if your victim is late for work or
hungover.
Small,
Annoying Materials
Fill your victim's vehicle with foam peanuts, popcorn, or
some small, cheap/free materials and then ask him to go
to take you somewhere. Covering the entire vehicle with
sticky notes works too.
Sorry
I hit your car!
Leave a fake note on someone's car windshield that reads,
"Sorry about the damage I caused to your car. Please
call me and I will be more than happy to pay for the repair"
Be sure not to leave a phone number...of course there is
no real damage. But the victim doesn't know this. He or
she will look all over for a dent or scratch or something.