Vehicle Pranks

The wonderful thing about vehicle pranks is that the victim is visually exposed. They are out in public and unless they are in a private garage, there probably will be witnesses.

While vehicular prankings are a popular and highly effective technique, it is to be noted that any mistakes by the instigator of the prank may result in significant monetary damages. Okay!?!

A Sealing
Obtain a large amount of plastic wrap that they use to secure pallets of merchandise with. Wait until your victim is asleep or occupied for at least an hour. Slowly and methodically wrap the car several layers and seal it completely from every possible angle.

Say Cheese!
Place several small chunks of limburger cheese on the victim’s engine manifold. (This prank is especially effective in winter when they use the heater.

Cracks and Crevices
All vehicles have thousands of small cracks and crevices that can hold anchovies, small chunks of various meats, cheeses and spoilables. Carefully placed slivers of fish are especially effective in the Summer months. Be careful to not damage the interior!

A Webbing
Obtain a lot of rope. While the victim is asleep, tie ropes from every possible angle from trees, fences, neighbors houses and other vehicles all to the victim’s car. Make sure to tie several ropes to the bottom of the axels and directly underneath the car. This is especially effective if the victim has to go to work in the morning.

The Purse/Coffee Cup Prank
Attach some magnets to the bottom of a purse or coffee cup and then stick it to the top of your vehicle and drive away. It will look like you forgot to grab it off the top before driving off and people all around will try and get your attention and flag you down, while you just laugh, make faces at them and keep on driving.

The Dog Leash
First prepare the leash by spray painting the attachment end red. Attach the handle of the leash to the rear bumper of your victim's car. When he drives away, other cars driving behind him will think he forgot about his pet that he tied to the bumper.

Twist the Driver
While your victim is away from their vehicle, get inside and turn the stereo volume to max, turn the windshield wipers on, air conditioner to max, scoot the seats all the way up and adjust mirrors slightly.

Going Nowhere Fast
Find 4 solid wooden blocks approximately 12” high and wide. Jack up the victim’s vehicle and place it on the blocks. Remove the jack so that the vehicle is raised off the ground but not enough to be noticeable. – Especially effective if your victim is late for work or hungover.

Small, Annoying Materials
Fill your victim's vehicle with foam peanuts, popcorn, or some small, cheap/free materials and then ask him to go to take you somewhere. Covering the entire vehicle with sticky notes works too.

Sorry I hit your car!
Leave a fake note on someone's car windshield that reads, "Sorry about the damage I caused to your car. Please call me and I will be more than happy to pay for the repair" Be sure not to leave a phone number...of course there is no real damage. But the victim doesn't know this. He or she will look all over for a dent or scratch or something.