The
Substance Abuse Division of the Russ Institute is on the front
lines of an epic battle for the safety and welfare of Russ
and his many siblings. Our large team of dedicated professionals
are working to curb the voracious appetites of the common
Russ for cigarettes, alcohol and other toxic substances.
Our
mission is to constantly pester and irritate Russ in the small,
faint hope that someday he will clean his act up and fly right.