Meats – Whether it be fish, fowl, pork or beef a well placed chunk of meat is sure to start growing smelly bacteria within hours of placing it. The beauty in this weaponry is moderation. Just a little goes a long way.

Fruits – Whether it be a single slice of peach or several hundred grapes, a well-placed fruit prank can cause great havoc. Many fruits will eventually ferment which creates a strong alcohol smell and most rotting fruits are excellent attractors of large, hungry insects.

Vegetables – Long and slender, short and stubby or in-between, vegetables are a prankster’s friend. A ridiculous amount of vegetables placed on in or around your victims dwelling or vehicle is sure to the neighbors wondering what is going on. Especially after they start attracting hungry animals… Vegetables get results!

Dairy Products – Eggs, Limburger cheese, spoiled milk and many other dairy products can be used with great effectiveness to create memorable and in rare cases, even life-altering stenches.

Animal Dung – Animal dung can be used in certain specialized situations to convey a message. Large amounts of manure or even a few bird pellets can be horribly effective when used properly.

Perfumes – Try replacing your victim’s normal cologne or perfume with some really terrible stuff that you can purchase at a discount store. Usually, your victim will spray it on right after a shower so they either have to re-shower or live with it for the night.

Farts and Burps – If you have access to your victim when they are hungover or not feeling good a well planned fart or burp will devastate them. Make sure to eat lots of eggs, garlic or beans before releasing this terrible cloud of doom.

Road Kill – Dead raccoons, birds, squirrels and other critters are always free and will make a nice addition to the back of your victim’s truck or in a closet or dresser drawer.