Eggs
– These delicate little organic grenades have been
used for thousands of years to irritate, annoy and offend
people. One popular method of an “egging” is
to purchase a flat of eggs and let them sit around at room
temperature for approximately 3 weeks. Don’t worry,
they will not hatch. They just get funky. To
properly egg someone, you must create some ejecting mechanisms
from toilet paper rolls, cardboard or other materials. Then
place a single egg in an upper cupboard or door jam. Rig
it so that the rotten is jettisoned when your victim opens
the cupboard or the door. Even if it just lands on the floor
and breaks it is very nasty.
Fish – Fish is the workhorse of organic prank
materials. It is cheap, plentiful and extremely potent in
the hot summer months. When placed in a foil pouch (to prevent
seepage) and hidden in a victim’s air conditioner,
closet or garage it can create great agitation in your victim’s
household.
Squid
– If fish is a bomb, squid is a nuclear warhead. While
canned squid is hard to find, it is a made-to-order, first-rate
weapon. The cans are small so they can be smuggled into
your victim’s dwelling. Just open a can about halfway
so that it can vent, place it a hard-to-find area and wait
three days. The stench is just about unbearable and your
victim will most likely surrender unconditionally.
Weiners
– These tubes of meaty joy are valued because of their
availability, cheap price and delayed effect. Weiners will
not stink, they will not even really rot. They just draw
bugs, rats and other critters. A great choice if your victim
has a bug phobia!
Potatoes
– Potatoes are a low-key prank that can used on singular
victims, families and even some business establishments.
A great party can be created by having a group of twisted
individuals purchasing a hundred pound sack of potatoes
and carving a population of potato people. Make sure to
have them doing all kinds of weird activities and then place
them all over the target’s lawn or business entry.
Make it mysterious…
Tortillas
– If you can manage to acquire a significant amount
(300-400) of tortillas, they make a silent but effective
prank weapon that can be easily delivered. Just wait until
about 4:00am and creep up to your victim’s dwelling
and fling the tortillas like a Frisbee.
Popcorn
– Large amounts of popcorn can fill up office cubicles,
vehicles, drawers, closets and many other great targets.
It is also available for free if it is stale or rotten.
Spaghetti
– A good choice for weaponry in a rain storm. Place
the dry noodles in various cracks, crevices and openings
and let it rain. Soon the spaghetti will swell up and go
limp.
Hay
– Several bales of hay can be spread over even a large
lawn creating a nice layered effect.
Hair
– Mail your own pubic hair trimmings to the victim.
Make sure to include a letter offering to send more on a
consistent basis if they want you to.
Limburger
Cheese – Nature’s pre-made prank material.
It is smelly, easy-to-place and devastatingly effective.
Especially effective if placed on a heat source.
Liquids/Gels – These are good for
the quick visual prank. Ketchup is a great substitute for
a bloody staged injury or fatality to panic your victim.
Canned pea soup or clam chowder makes believable vomit and
chocolate pudding is self-explanatory...
Salad
Shrimp – You can purchase several hundred
of these for just a couple of dollars. Place 2 or 3 them
in all of the pockets of your victim’s clothes. Most
of them won’t rot but will turn rather hard and smell
faintly. If properly done, your victim will be finding them
for months or even years!