Creditor
letters
While this prank does require significant investigative
measures, creditor letters are an effective harassment that
can be extended over a period of time. For example, you
find out that your victim is making payments on some furniture.
The next step is to find out what company is financing their
payments and get a copy of that logo. At this point a scanner
and printer are all you need to start sending ridiculously
high bills to your victim. Make sure to include the actual
creditor’s number and email on the invoice to really
get things going. – Note: Try this at your own peril.
The furniture store will be pissed!
Doctor’s
Appeals
Make up a fake medical entity such as a renowned Erectile
Dysfunction Specialist or a Hair Follicle Replacement Center
and actively solicit your victim using mailed letters, emails
and voice messages.
Automatic Wake-up Services
Enlist a wake-up service to call your victim at 3:45am every
morning for a month. Make sure to tell them that you are
really grumpy when you wake up and not to pay attention
to anything you might say on the phone. Pay in advance and
tell them no matter what, just keep calling…
Neighborhood
Flyers
Create flyers with your victim’s picture and phone
number on them saying “Missing Person, Reward Offered!”.
Distribute them all over the victim’s neighborhood.
Public
Television Shows
Obtain permission to do your own talk show. The title and
subject will be based on your victim every week. Make sure
to just be boring and document their life…
Move
Furniture
Sneak into your victim's house when they are sure to be
gone for a few hours and rearrange all the furniture. Remove
and hide the dining room table but make sure to replace
the table cloth and whatever else on the floor where the
table previously was.
Kidnap
the Lawn
Learn the method of digging sod. Enlist a couple of helpers
to dig up grass your victim's grass without killing it.
Roll the lawn into bales and transport it 30-40 miles away.
Make sure to keep it wet so the grass will live and then
call your victim and demand a ransom. If they ever want
to see their lawn again they will need to comply. After
they have paid the ransom, just leave the rolled up bales
in front of their house.
Embarrassing
Magazine Subscriptions
Send in subscriptions to embarrassing magazines in the victim's
name. Make sure to check "Bill Me".
