Many, many years ago it is a documented fact that Russ had a full, exuberant frock of thick, curly hair upon his bony, knobby little head.

Throughout the decades, the Hair Loss Division of the Russ Institute has provided preventitive information to Russ. Unfortunately however, Russ failed to heed our wise advice. While Russ maliciously attacked his loyal brothers falsely accusing these wonderful, brave men of causing his baldness.

Being men of reason and good temperment, the brothers have refrained from retaliation for these blatant lies. Instead, they just occasionally slap Russ upon his wrinkly, bone-like forehead and remind him that the Hair Loss Division of the respected Russ Institute tried to save his long, flowing mane of hair. Alas, it was to no avail...