The
toxic nature Russ farts are simply legendary. Whether it be
just another hangover or just basic Taco Bell leftovers, the
severe nature of these disasterous clouds of death leave a
broad swath of victims in their path.
The
Anti-flatulence Division of the Russ Institute has been bravely
fighting this public menace for decades. Whether it be through
our Toxic Waste Educational Seminars or teaching our patented
Fart Avoidance Techniques we can help you and your loved ones
avoid a painful and gruesome end due to a Russ fart event.