Kappy - A large german shepherd that was normally a peaceful and loving dog, Kappy had a definite dislike for Russ and his antics. During the latter years of this noble dogs life he was known to attack Russ at every opportunity. However, Kappy was never able to actually bite off a Russ testicle as they are simply too small to get a hold of.

Stinky - A small fox terrier that normally had a stable disposition, Stinky would lie in wait for Russ as if he were the mailman from hell. Leaping unexpectedly upon Russ was Stinky's favorite tactic and it usually produced a girl-like shriek from Russ when attacked. Alas, Stinky was ultimately thwarted by the miniscule size of it's groinal target and came away without a hunk of genitals

Clyde - While most dogs tend to violently react to Russ, Clyde used a much different tactic. You see, while Clyde (like most dogs) dreamed of ripping and shredding the Russ groinal area, Clyde had a strong vice. Clyde LOVED beer! Being the smart dog that he was, Clyde realized early on that he could get as much beer as he could possibly dream of by hanging around Russ who was always ingesting huge amounts of the precious liquid. On good weekends Clyde would drink a full six-pack and get quite drunk. During these bouts of canine inebriation Clyde would usually try to urinate bodily upon Russ or his bedding as a way of releasing his inner desire to physically attack Russ.