In waning days of summer 2009, despite
repeated warnings from the media regarding a rise in aggressive
bear behavior in the area, Russ decided to go boating out
on the lake. Arriving at the lake in the afternoon Russ proceeded
to ingest enormous amounts of beer and frolic happily in the
cool waters. Unfortunately, Russ continued ingesting gallon
after gallon of beer until at approximately 1:00 am, he loudly
belched, tied up the boat and get some sleep on the sandy
beach.
About an hour later, Russ cracked open
his eyes in a drunken stupor and smelled something very foul.
Russ reached over and clicked on his flashlight which was
now shining directly into the enraged pupils of a large bear!
What happened after that is disputed among the few witnesses
available. Some say that the bear ran off scared after seeing
the disheveled and smelly Russ. However, some say that the
bear pinned Russ and tried to mate with him before leaving.
The next day following the attack Russ
was interviewed by KRCR Television of Redding, California.
Speculation has run rampant since during the interview Russ
said that he “got lucky”. We wonder… was
Russ referring to himself, the bear or perhaps both?