Helping Russ... Help Himself since 1980

For as long as people can remember, bankruptcy has been a favorite Russ threat, excuse and dangerous pitfall. Countless times there have been various eyewitness reports of poor, innocent brothers victimized by the brokeness and financial ineptitude of Russ. It is a well known fact that ever since Russ was a tiny, little hatchling he has had a propensity to spend all of his money at bars,  yard sales and the local mall.

Historically, this has caused some of the largest, loudest and most violent domestic disputes ever recorded within the Russ dwelling.

The Russ Institute has been working overtime to keep Russ on a budget... Unfortunately, to this date the program has been a dismal failure. It is hoped that in the future Russ will finally learn his lesson and quit his financially destructive ways.

 

Thankfully, the Russ Institute has created an entire division of tireless financial experts to closely watch and monitor the always explosive Russ financial situation.