Helping
Russ... Help Himself since 1980
For
as long as people can remember, bankruptcy has been
a favorite Russ threat, excuse and dangerous pitfall.
Countless times there have been various eyewitness
reports of poor, innocent brothers victimized by the
brokeness and financial ineptitude of Russ. It is
a well known fact that ever
since Russ was a tiny, little hatchling he has had
a propensity to spend all of his money at bars, yard
sales and the local mall.
Historically,
this has caused some of the largest, loudest and most
violent domestic disputes ever
recorded within the Russ dwelling.
The Russ
Institute has been working overtime to keep Russ on
a budget... Unfortunately, to this date the program
has been a dismal failure. It is hoped that in the
future Russ will finally learn his lesson and quit
his financially destructive ways.
Thankfully,
the Russ Institute has created an entire division
of tireless financial experts to closely watch and
monitor the always explosive Russ financial situation.